Freshly Removed Tattoos

Tattoos are forever—unless, of course, you cut them out. These latex “skin patches” look like they’ve been freshly harvested, complete with bloodied edges and all the charm of a questionable life decision immortalized in ink.

Each piece is unique, featuring its own design: grim reapers, bats, spiders, anchors, roses—basically the kind of flash art you’d expect to see in a back-alley parlor right before things went terribly wrong. You don’t get to choose; the piece that arrives in your order is random, because fate doesn’t care about your aesthetic preferences.

Perfect for shadow boxes, haunted displays, or just leaving around the house to make your in-laws regret visiting.

All the regret of a tattoo, none of the needle time.