Finally, decorations that make your tree look less like “holiday cheer” and more like “holiday fear.” Each ornament is hand-painted, one-of-a-kind, and just a little too unsettling to be considered cute. Choose your style—coffins, ghosts, skulls, owls, zombie gingerbread men, or cat butts—and you’ll receive a random variant. Because in this house, the only guarantee is doom.
Every piece is slightly different, which means no two are alike—much like fingerprints, except way less useful in a police lineup. Hang them from trees, wreaths, or your rearview mirror if you’d like strangers to give you a very wide berth at stoplights.
Festivity meets fatality. Deck the halls… with dread.
