At some point, every garden gnome snaps. These poor little fellows have gone full feral—bloodied beards, haunted eyes, and a taste for bones. To keep the rest of us safe, they now live in cages topped with a bat silhouette, surrounded by tombstones, skulls, and the occasional decorative moss.
Each gnome is unique, because no two breakdowns are exactly alike. When you order, you don’t pick your gnome—your gnome picks you. Consider it less of a purchase and more of an adoption… one that may end in a very messy custody battle.
Perfect for tabletops, shelves, or anywhere you want your décor to whisper, “I wouldn’t open that cage if I were you.”
